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The silly joke thread

Post by Admin on Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:29 am

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Coz 7 ate 9.

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Re: The silly joke thread

Post by Freebird on Fri Jun 26, 2009 1:12 pm

Whaddya call a chicken in a shell suit?















An egg!
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Post by nakhonsi sean on Sat Jun 27, 2009 2:24 am

Jermaine was the first to find his brother Michael. He went get the first aid box but found that the UHU had already set.
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Post by nakhonsi sean on Sat Jun 27, 2009 2:24 am

OK Reports that Michael jackson died of a heart attack are incorrect. He was found in the children's wrd having a stroke.
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Post by nakhonsi sean on Sat Jun 27, 2009 2:25 am

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Furguson. Ferguson will still be playing Giggs next year.
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Post by nakhonsi sean on Sat Jun 27, 2009 2:25 am

All Michael Jackson's dates have cancelled, including Joe aged 9, and Brad aged 11.
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Post by nakhonsi sean on Sat Jun 27, 2009 2:26 am

The post motem has revaeled that Jackson died of an allergic reaction. Traces of 9 year old nuts were found in his mouth and throat.
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Post by nakhonsi sean on Sat Jun 27, 2009 2:28 am

Sorry, I know they are in bad taste!

LOL!
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Post by nakhonsi sean on Sat Jun 27, 2009 2:29 am

Jackson is not going to be cremated. He is going to melted down and turned into toys so that kids can play with him for a change.
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Post by Freebird on Sat Jun 27, 2009 8:18 am

Jeez, didn't take long, did it? ... poor guy isn't even cold yet!Run over
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Post by Admin on Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:52 am

Whaddya call a fish with no eyes?















A fsh.

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Post by richard donkey on Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:02 pm

is this the mj thread?

So I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died.'"
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Post by Admin on Mon Oct 19, 2009 9:13 am

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

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Post by Its Raining on Mon May 16, 2011 9:05 pm

Siamese twins separated in China 10 years ago have asked sugeons to put them back together again......... apparently they can not access the joint account.


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Post by Admin on Sun Jul 17, 2011 10:52 am

Whatdid the green grape say to the blue grape??



Breathe idiot! BREATHE.

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Post by Admin on Sun Jul 17, 2011 10:54 am

A guy goes to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor tells him that he's gotta stop masturbating.
"Why's that, doctor?" the guy asks.
"Because I've gotta finish this examination."
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Post by Admin on Sun Jul 17, 2011 10:55 am

A man went to the zoo.
All they had to exhibit was a dog. It was a shih tzu.

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Post by Admin on Sun Jul 17, 2011 10:56 am

Anyway, a seal walks into a club .....

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Post by Admin on Sun Jul 17, 2011 10:57 am

What's red and bad for your teeth?






A brick!

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Post by Admin on Sun Jul 17, 2011 10:59 am

Two flys on a turd, one says "Where's Charlie tonight, hasn't he turned up?"
the other replies, "No he's on the sick."
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Post by Admin on Sun Jul 17, 2011 11:01 am

A bloke on a night time fishing session decides to start a conversation with the angler next to him.
“Alright mate. Here on holiday?”
“Nah” he repies. “I’m on my honeymoon.”
“On your honeymoon!! So why the hell aren’t you at home fooking the life out your missus?”
“Can’t do that.” he replies. “She got every STD imaginable. Her minge is covered in suppurating sores and leaks a constant stream of foul smelling green goo.”
“Well, why not go up trap 2 and pound the fook out of her arse?”
“Can’t do that” he says. “She’s had a rectal prolapse and you can basically see her kidneys. The sphincter muscle has ripped and crap continually drips down the inside of her leg.”
“Well, if you don’t mind me asking. Why the fook did you marry someone so foul and disgusting?”
“For the maggots.”
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Post by Admin on Sun Jul 17, 2011 11:04 am

My wife has just left me, taking my satellite dish and Bob Marley collection. No woman, no Sky....
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Post by Its Raining on Thu Oct 06, 2011 12:08 am

Is Judo a party for a certain religious group?
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Post by Its Raining on Sun Oct 09, 2011 10:35 pm

Bill and Ben in bed.

Bill says to Ben, "Blob lob blob blob blab blob blob"

Ben says, "Just swallow it fer Christ sake!"
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Post by Its Raining on Tue Feb 21, 2012 11:49 am

What was Whitney Houstons biggest hit?





The one that killed her
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