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It will induce laughter!!!

Post by Gillo on Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:04 am

Hoping u can refrain from censorship here Mr Admin............

There was a young lady from Greeling,
who once had a very fine feeling,
she laid on her back,
fingered her crack,
and weeweed all over the ceiling!


There was a young lady from Gallus,
who used a dynamite stick for a phallus,
they found her moneybox,
in North Carolina,
and her bottom at Buckingham Palace!


There was a young man from Strensil
Whose point was as sharp as a pencil
On the night of his wedding
It went clean through the bedding
And shattered the chamber utensil.


There once was a lady from Niger,
Who had an affair with a Tiger.
The result of the bonk
Was a bald headed duck,
Two gnats, and a circumcized spider.


There lived a young virgin called Heidi
whose box was always kept tidy
there lived not a mortal
who could enter her portal
she's waiting for God almighty

Cheezy


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Re: It will induce laughter!!!

Post by Snowflake on Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:08 am

Funnny stuff... Must be an Irish thing! No English could have written that!

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