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A NakhonSean joke .... and it's pretty good too.

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A NakhonSean joke .... and it's pretty good too.

Post by Admin on Thu Sep 10, 2009 11:41 am

This guy is in a pub leaning against the bar supping a pint. After a while, he starts touching his hand and tapping in numbers as if it was a mobile phone. A few seconds later and he starts talking into it.

The barman, watched intently and then asked the man what he was doing.

'I'm on the phone can't you see?'
"Yes, I can see, but you're talking to your hand, there's no phone there!"

After a few moments the man finished his call and got back talking to the barman.

'This is the new thing. Implanted phone technology, no more carrying phones around and recharging batteries.'
"Don't be daft, that's not a phone."
'Sure it is ..... watch.' and the man proceeded to dial a number. 'Here, speak to my brother.'
..... and the barman proceeds to talk to the man's hand.
"Wow, that is amazing, the best thing I have ever seen. How much did it cost?" the barman asked.
'$30,000. Expensive but well worth it I think.'

Time passes and the man has a couple more pints.

'I'm just off to the toilet.' the man says and walks off to the gents.

20 minutes later and the barman notices that the man has not yet returned from the toilet and starts getting a little worried.

30 minutes later and still no sign of the man so the barman walks down to the toilet to check up on the man.

On entering the toilet there's no sign of the man. The barman looks in all the kiosks and when he finally gets to the end one, he see the man, trousers and undies around his ankles, his hands leaning on the wall above his head and a load of toilet tissue sticking out of his arse.

"What the hell do you think you are doing?" asks the barman.
'I'm waiting for a fax to arrive!'

Boom Boom

Coffeewhacko


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Re: A NakhonSean joke .... and it's pretty good too.

Post by Freebird on Thu Sep 10, 2009 7:01 pm

Hehehee, im trying to picture that one

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Post by taniabear on Thu Sep 10, 2009 7:30 pm

oh yeah!
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Re: A NakhonSean joke .... and it's pretty good too.

Post by Snowflake on Fri Sep 11, 2009 8:07 am

Freebird wrote:Hehehee, im trying to picture that one


So Freebird, you are trying to picture a man with something shoved up his ar...

Anyways...

Admin tried to tell this joke yesterday in Britannia Tavern, boy o boy, Admin can not tell jokes even if his life depended on it...

Admin at the gates to heaven,"Can I come inn?"
St. Peter "Sure, just tell a joke and make me laugh".
Admin " Where are the gates to hell"
St. Peter "bye bye"!

Now, if you think that was bad, you should have been there yesterday!

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Post by Admin on Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:10 am

Snowflake wrote:
Freebird wrote:Hehehee, im trying to picture that one


So Freebird, you are trying to picture a man with something shoved up his ar...

Anyways...

Admin tried to tell this joke yesterday in Britannia Tavern, boy o boy, Admin can not tell jokes even if his life depended on it...

Admin at the gates to heaven,"Can I come inn?"
St. Peter "Sure, just tell a joke and make me laugh".
Admin " Where are the gates to hell"
St. Peter "bye bye"!

Now, if you think that was bad, you should have been there yesterday!

Ha ha, very funny!
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