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Teacher and his student

Post by Admin on Wed Sep 02, 2009 3:57 pm

A Mattayom 5 teacher reminds his class of tomorrow's final exam. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!'

A smart-ass student sitting in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, 'What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?' The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering

When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook his head and quietly said, 'Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.'

(Boom Boom)

Coffeewhacko


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Post by taniabear on Wed Sep 02, 2009 8:15 pm

hahahahahahaa Cheezy thats hilarious! LOVE IT!!!!
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Post by taniabear on Wed Sep 02, 2009 8:22 pm

This is a true story..............................
I was having trouble with a smart ass student, he was non stop defying eveything I said, another teacher came in and he defied everything she said....so she told him to go out of the room and she went with him. She sat with him and said....'now, where is your name badge with Teacher written on it?' He screwed up his face and said 'What?' She said 'it must be in your bag so get it out', he said 'what?' She said 'well I cant see it so it must be in your bag'. He said 'I dont have a name badge with teacher written on it'...she said 'thats right so stop acting like you do, I am the teacher you do what I say not what you feel like doing'.........I cracked up...thats priceless!! He was better behaved in class after that!! hahaha
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